Yo momma taught me betta than that.

Work was slow. And instead of revising a paper (over genius, aesthetics, and other philosophy junk), I wrote songs about them. They may sound familiar. Enjoy.

Genius loves me, this I know, For dead people tell me so.
Artistic ones to it belong. They are rare, but not for long.
Yeeeees Genius loves me
Yeeeees Genius loves me
Yeeeees Genius loves me
Dead people tell me so.


The E-L-I-T-E, the E-L-I-T-E, I stand alone on the work of Kant, the E-L-I-T-E.



I like the A-E, I like the A-E-S-T-H-E-T-I-C. I have G-E-N-I-U-S in my H-E-A-R-T and H-A-T-E art H-I-E-R-A-R-C-H-Y.



Genius loves the little children, All the children of the woooorld.
Red and yellow, Black and white (what the fuck, these colors bite).
Genius loves the little children of the world.


Currently in the works: This little light of mine. About Plato's Allegory of the Cave.

Throw Ya Hands In da Aya, If Yousa True Playa

Yesterday my mom was making a facebook comment. She called me into the office b/c she wanted my help being witty.

Question: Can I get paid for this?

True Story:

Even White Girls Gotta Shout.

So my homegirl Hope currently has a job where she gets to travel. A lot.

But the job only lasts for a year.

I told her the other day that my post-grad plans were to sell Coke and become a hard rollin drug lord. I also told her she was welcome to join my soon-to-be thug lyfe.

Problem: I refuse to be in this business with someone whose name reminds me of rainbows and butterflies. I can't give her a gun with a name like that.

So, I need your input. Whats a gangstalicious codename for Hope?

Labor Day Weekend

I spend my 3 day weekend watching:

1. An affair to remember
2. The way we were
3. The purple rose of cairo
4. Dirty dancing
5. All about steve
6. Overboard
7. Runaway Bride
8. The OSU game
9. The first season of Weeds.
10. Nim's Island
11. Hook

I think thats all...

Do YOU know what Creeping looks like?

At work the other day I made a Creeper Mask. The dude I drew doesnt look like any of my creepers, but he definitely looks like A creeper. He's got a comb-over that just doesnt quite make it, sunglasses with lightning bolts in the middle of them, and a stache that would make Cowger proud. I'm thinking about taking the mask to CIRCAW. They could pass it around while they give the "if a man like this lingers eeerily behind you" speech. Or they could do a skit. I vote skit.