The low-down

I have a plan.

It's probably going to change, but the fact that I have one right now is a miracle so I'm runnin with it.

I've been searching/applying for jobs like crazy.

Most interesting job I applied for today: Private charter flight attendant.

High Rollin

Downloading redneck talk from the recorders to the computer.

Labeling keys on the keyboard (it's HERE!)

Seriously debating going to graduate school at ECU.

Wishing Bones was on tv.

I lead an exciting life. It's great.

I can't be this lazy anymore.

I change my mind. I want a job. I'm going crazy not doing anything.

Keyboard arrives tomorrow (finally).

And now, I'm about to go to the gym. Let's hope I don't die. Seriously.

Reality:

I'm lazy.

And because of this, the world will never know my true genius.