To the Window! To the Wall!

I e-mailed one of my old co-workers at dhs, and asked her for a few favors like:

1. Tape Lisa's stapler to the pole behind her desk. She will think Kim did it.

2. When Ivan is in his office, go in, fart, and shut the door behind you on your way out. You don't have to say a word, he'll know soon enough.

3. Put tape on your back.

4. Steal all of Melina's writing utinsels and staples.

5. Tape Jodi's mouse to her mousepad.

She declined.

This is bad news for Megan because we are the only ones in the office today. And if someone else is not willing to do these things somewhere, I must do them. The only real problem is that Meg and I share an office. Request #2 should be interesting.