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Tryna Catch Me Writin Nerdy

Doing homework. Making coffee. Checking list. And repeating.

Welcome to Friday Night Nerd Fright. Should've had it on Halloween. Damn.

In spirit of the night, I leave you with:

Rap it up

Literati had a poetry reading tonight. It was awesome. I teared up several times because I was doing such a good job at holding back my laughter.

"I cannot help being what I am, half wolf, half man."

I'm about to go watch another reading.

Blogged on College Lately today.

And had my Carl Sagan Fix.

Doo Wop That Thang

My day started with my car getting (another) flat tire. But wound up getting better when Hope texted to tell me she's coming to ada to visit. I still haven't found a decent thug name for her (I think we decided on something with the word "Booty" in it, which reminds me more of a pirate than a hardened criminal).

My mother sent me an email today for a job opening in Virginia for Homeland Security. Maybe, if I do well guarding my dad's house this week, he will write me a recommendation letter. I can only hope.

I'm doing pretty good this week at talking about all of my assignments, even discussing in detail the ideas I have for them, but then taking absolutely no action to write anything. On the plus side, I have done research. But then I get so tired of clicking "print" that actually typing become an unrealistic concept for me. Also, for this blog, it is difficult enough to post everyday. So transitions between ideas become low on my priority list.

Tonight I think I'm going to vintage to have a drink. I thought about running or even taking a bat and beating the shit out of a tree. A drink sounds like a good alternative to both of these.

Security.

So I have to house/dog sit for my dad starting Thursday. Upside: A house to myself. Downside: A house far, far away from town.

I'm at my dad's house right now, avoiding homework and watching V. I always forget how paranoid he is. Example: I told him I should blog tonight. He asks why. I tell him. And now he is suspicious of Murphy. Which I find funny, mostly because I agree. People who don't eat fries aren't to be trusted.

Topic Change: I was supposed to start watching Freaks and Geeks with Levi this week. Fail.

Grandmaster Dash in the Furious 5 (weeks)

Things that annoy me:
-When my little sister needs help with English or college in general ands asks my mom for help, who in turn asks me. Because clearly, I dont have enough going on.
-When clients flag me down, like I'm a waitress who forgot their tap water.
-When I'm trying to do homework at home and my mother feels the need to interrupt me every 10.2 seconds.
-My car breaking down.
-September. And more recently, October. November may soon be added to this list. If it does, I may just sum it up as Fall 2009.
-Idiots.

Things I like:
-Learning NEW things, not things which are useless or obvious.
-The fact that there is a masters program in Amsterdam for RAP: Rhetoric, Argumentation Theory and Philosophy.
-When I am motivated. It doesnt happen very often, but when it does, it rocks my world.
-My friends and (mostly) my family.
-The "classics" book section at Hastings. Everytime I get there, it feels like Christmas. I have to refrain from buying things b/c I fear I'll be the cranky old cat lady with 2 copies of every book.
-The fact that school is over in about 5 weeks. Success.

Real Muthahpumkin G's

For Halloween I was a cheerleader. More specifically, I was my sister. It was horrifying. I ended up at KB's and Jenny's house, joining in singalongs about going to hell and low assholes. Mostly we sang these songs to scare people away from the party (which was pretty much everyone who wasn't wearing a homemade costume). The party turned into more of a techno-rave, which is always a bonus. Mainly because I can dance to it.

As far as school goes...

Revise 2 papers, write 4,
re-do my resume,
pay my graduation fee,
Continue working on The Art of Mediocrity project with Jenny,
A few more tests
and BAM. I'm a big girl.

I've also been thinking about starting a youtube account called Dear Chelsea, Please Hire Me.